Will Ferrell Quotes

Enjoy the little fun things - like taking your kids to school - before they're all grown up.

I'm a bit of a gourmet chef. I love cooking - mostly Thai food.

You know you can be having a bad day and someone will walk by and say: 'Hey, I love you, Will.' That really cheers you up. That's a really lovely thing.

I'd love to become like Bill Murray, who was so funny on 'Saturday Night Live' and has gone on to do some of the landmark comedies people like. And then to add this whole other phase to his career with 'Lost in Translation' and 'Rushmore.' I always felt to be able to have something similar to that would be great.

I think you can't do any action without in some way paying homage to John Woo. He's the guy who just invented that sort of next level of poetic nasty action.

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.

I was a strange kid in that, while most kids hate school and want to turn 18 or 21, I loved high school.

Whenever someone calls me ugly I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.

I'm a Cancer; I'm music passionate. I like long walks on the beach.

I have the physique a lot of people dream about having. It's my obligation to share it with the world.

I guess destiny isn't the path chosen for us, but the path we chose for ourselves.

I would love to play Simon Cowell in a movie - heck, I would love it. It would be my dream role.

I'm able to come and do a new sound and grow even more and make greater songs because my song-making abilities have grown.

I'm really an artist of feeling. I like creating things when it feels right.

It's very easy for me to play silly, but to reveal something closer to you, that's so much harder.

I was listening to Jimi Hendrix and Pink Floyd, because that was new music for me. I really hadn't been up on them. I mean, I'd heard of them, but I wasn't up on their music. And I kept listening to Radiohead, and I was like, Man, I want to make hip-hop that feels like Radiohead. I want to make hip-hop that can use guitars and soul and jazz and just fuse it all together.

I Was so Drunk, I Thought a Tube of Toothpaste Was Astronaut Food.

You tend to get reluctant to talk about anything until the day before filming.

You still have that competitive thing where you want to try to make hits. That won't go away, unless the mayor of show business says my time's up.

In the fourth grade, I learned how to fake walking into a door. You know, you hit it with your hand and snap your head back. The girls loved it.

I often don't think a lot about the ramifications of anything I do.

I never put too much pressure on myself when I'm the central thing, just because I don't think I could handle it mentally. I haven't really thought about the implications of carrying a movie. It still has to be just a fun, weird thing.

I'm a selective pack rat. There's some things I have no problem getting rid of and others I hold onto dearly.

I laugh like a fool when I watch a movie that I've done several years down the road when it's on cable, i'll just watch and sadly laugh along.

Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.

One of the challenges you will face is finding a job in our depressed economy, ... In fact, the chances of finding a job are about as good as finding weapons of mass destruction in the Iraqi desert -- slim and none, and slim just left the building.

In every circle of friends there's always that one person everyone secretly hates. Don't have one? Then it's probably you.

I have only been funny about seventy four per cent of the time. Yes I think that is right. Seventy-four per cent of the time.

I'm professional, I'm allowed to say this. I let him lick my balls. So, that's what you need to get close with your animal.

I've always been noted for being original and doing different thing. So for me to hop on the train that's going on would be - shoot, if I wanted to hop on the train, I might as well have hopped on gangsta rap back when it was popular and tried to do that.

What about Santa's cookies? I suppose 'parents' eat those, too?

I've never had a yard sale, ever, in my life. I don't know if I ever thought about stuff I would get rid of.

What’s the point of being bad when there’s nothing good to stop you?

I had never supported a political figure - and I went out and supported Obama.

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

When I was ten, I wrote an essay on what I would be when I grew up and said I would be a professional soccer player and a comedian in off season.

I think politics have gotten vulgar and we comedically portray that.

Black, white, yellow, brown - we wanted somebody who would do right by us. And I think because Obama was that person, whether he was black or white, he was chosen

I'm in a glass case of emotion

I will watch a movie that is quote unquote dark and not get the qualification of what is dark and what is not.

I don't even consider myself an impressionist, really.

There's nothing sexy about Orange County.

I'm always in these situations where I forget to separate what is pitched as an idea to the fact that I'm actually going to have to execute it.

I want to thank Jesus, and by Jesus I mean Jesus Hernandez, my bodyguard

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear!

No matter how much you screw up your life, you can fix it.

Some artists are definitely trying to do different styles. Some, not a lot. But even from what you've seen [of] Outkast, Kanye West, and Lil' Wayne, and different people expressing their way of evolving in hip-hop. In the evolution of hip-hop, they're doing different things. And you've seen hip-hop have more of a global presence and impact on the world.

I know the nature of comedy, and you never know what will happen with the next movie or whether people will find it funny.