Yogi Berra Quotes

Surprise me! Yogi's reply when he was asked by his wife, Carmen, where he would like to be buried

I couldn't tell if the streaker was a man or a woman because it had a bag on it's head.

Responding to a question about remarks attributed to him that he did not think were his: "I really didn't say everything I said."

When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Anybody who can't hear the difference between a ball hitting wood and a ball hitting concrete must be blind.

I really didn't say everything I said.

If the fans don’t wanna come out to the ballpark, no one can stop ‘em.

You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.

Glen Cove. [Referring to Glenn Close on a movie review television show]

Ninety percent of this game is half mental.

I hate to see it go, I'll tell you that. I played here all my life. Eighteen years I played here and I'm sorry to see it go.

Losing is a learning experience. It teaches you humility. It teaches you to work harder. It's also a powerful motivator.

Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.

I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.

I don't know (if they were men or women running naked across the field). They had bags over their heads.

I was in the invasion of Normandy in southern France.

You have to give 100 percent in the first half of the game. If that isn't enough, in the second half, you have to give what's left.

I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.

What difference does the uniform make? You don't hit with it.

Swing at the strikes.

He [Steve McQueen] must have made that before he died.

I knew I was going to take the wrong train, so I left early.

If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.

How come it rains every Hall of Fame weekend? They need to move it to a different weekend.

The future isn't what is used to be.

You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.

Make a game plan and stick to it. Unless it's not working.

How can a you hit and think at the same time?

I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

A home opener is always exciting, no matter if it's home or on the road.

The game is supposed to be fun. If you had a bad day, don't worry. You can't expect to get a hit every game.

I've been with the Yankees 17 years, watching games and learning. You can see a lot by observing.

Almost every Monday I have a charity thing. I like that. I do.

80 percent of the balls that don't reach the hole, don't go in.

Nobody did nothin' to nobody.

Without a plan, even the most brilliant business can get lost. You need to have goals, create milestones and have a strategy in place to set yourself up for success.

If you get a guy that can play a couple positions, it helps you out a real lot.

Cut my pie into four pieces, I don’t think I could eat eight.

Bill Dickey learned me all his experience.

In theory, practice should work like theory. In practice, it doesn't.

The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.

I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!

I didn't know much about golf growing up.

The ballparks have gotten too crowded. That's why nobody goes to see the game anymore.

Texas has a lot of electrical votes. [During an election campaign, after George Bush stated that Texas was important to the election]

What Time Is It? You Mean Now?

Every time I see him, he's not there.

It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.