CM Punk Quotes

All your heroes are dead! I killed them!

I was a huge Sub-Zero guy, but the fact that you can download Freddy Krueger is the coolest thing I've heard of in a very long time.

Gorgeous day here in Chicago. Sure is better than Canada.

Sometimes it's what you don't do that makes you who you are.

I would, but I know where that hand's been.

He spilled my diet soda!

Its Not a Belt, its a Championship Title!

I am officially a member of The New Breed!

I owe my career to Paul Heyman.

If hell is to roam, then i've got hell to pave.

A whole bunch of people told me that if I went to WWE, I'd never make it. But it's like I never heard them. I never listened. To me, I'm exactly where I belong. I feel like I was born to do this. Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

I don't know if this sounds bad, but I am set. I don't spend my money. I don't buy cars or have an expensive drug habit. The only thing I've ever bought with the money I've made is my house.

Pete and Repeat are in a boat, Pete jumps out who's left in the boat?

I like all kinds of wrestling, I like pro wrestling, so if there's a guy I've been feuding with for over a year, and damn it, the only thing left to do is beat the crap out of each other in a steel cage, then it's time to do it.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

A lot of people have used the frog splash over the years. Every one else that used it is a four star frog splash, when RVD did it, it became a five star frog splash.

If Triple H asked you to jump off a bridge, would you? Because I think that's good for business.

Please. Thank you. Learn it. Love it. Or be disappointed.

This is how diseases are usually spread. Someone spits on a guy, somebody has sex with a chimp. Next thing you know . . . AIDS.

Right now, I would like complete silence when I'm talking.

In my twisted brain, I truly believe that nobody ever really dies, as long as the people that he or she touched continue to spread their legacy. I miss Eddie Guerrero. Eddie Guerrero was a great man. So right now, I don't want to hear 'CM Punk', you know the name I wanna hear.

Hey, Colt Cabana, how you doing?

Where, oh, where are my WWE ice cream bars?!

I've always been me. The last three weeks of my career, I've cut some of the best promos I've ever cut, and I do consider myself to be a promo guy.

I think pro wrestling doesn't seem to get a lot of mainstream attention until somebody dies.

Security, we have a jumper! Security?

I would love to do both but I think I believe there's a thing as overexposure and I think people will get sick of me real quick. I kind of basically looked at it as my retirement plan now. That's definitely something I can do when I'm not wrestling anymore. And believe it or not - this sounds horrible - but it was really easy for me. I would really love to do both. I'd love to wrestle and do commentary, I think that would be awesome.

John, what are you doing? John, my diet soda. What are you doing?

Don't look at me like that, Michael Cole.

I'm not a suit and tie kind of guy. I wear a suit once a year, for the Hall of Fame, or if I have to go to a funeral or something. It's just not me.

Survivor Series is something that was very surreal to me to be a part of, but now, I just want to do it again.

I like pressure. It's that kind of thing that will actually help me perform to the best of my abilities. It will help me with training. It'll help with everything.

Luck? Good luck? GM, the last time I checked, luck is for losers.

I'll go be the best in the world somewhere else.

I'm a living, breathing example of someone who does the same exact thing, but drugs and alcohol just aren't a part of who I am.

I'm the kind of person that if I'm not getting something that I need from somewhere. I don't cry about it, I'm like OK I'm going to go here and find what I need.

Cole, you stay right where you are. Miz has enough people at ringside tonight.

I mean when was the last time we had one of these contract signings... that didn't end... in some sort of horrible physical calamity? So if you wanna cut to the chase, you know, we can flip the table over, we can all start beating each other up or we can at least make this entertaining.

I'd much rather be a one-hit wonder than a phony.

If something sucks, I've always been completely vocal about it, and I've been punished many, many times because of that. But I don't think I'd be in the spot I'm in right now if I wasn't me. I've always just been me.

If I... if I competed in Bruno Sammartino's era, I'd have been champion for 20 years, too. No, I'd have been champion for 30 years. Because wrestling one night a month at Madison Square Garden is easy. You never see a Hulk Hogan wrestle TLC matches against a superstar like Ryback. Because he had it easy. I wrestle physically demanding matches on free television, week in and week out. So much that my one year equals 30 of theirs. And I have attained this success, not... not because of you. I am successful not because of you. I am successful in spite of you.

Sir! Sir! I'm afraid your music is just too loud!

It's a good thing a DUI's job security.

Texas is dicktown. No basement in the alamo. I didnt capitalize that on purpose.

Right now at the announce table we've got two kings and a queen, I'll let you figure out who's who.

Pro wrestling has always been ingrained into American culture. It was one of the first things that was ever on television, so everybody watched it.

Stay down, David. Stay down.

My dad was an alcoholic and my mother...we didn't have any money and I grew up really poor. I watched them spend all of their money on cartons of cigarettes and stuff like that and I didn't understand how if we were broke and we couldn't afford Christmas presents, why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It's not like they are making you better...they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.