CM Punk Quotes

If the story's there for it, if there's a reason for it, then I'm all for it. But if you throw in a barbed wire match just to do a barbed wire match, then it makes no sense to me.

Fix him so I can break him again!

The best thing you can probably do is keep a low profile, keep your eyes and ears open, your mouth shut, and you will learn a ton.

I came here to do a job, and my job is to hurt people.

Best of luck in your future endeavors!

Mike Knox, I am also getting real sick of this! Your problem isn't me staying away from your girl... Your problem is your girl staying away from me!

King Kofi Kingston, that does have a nice ring to it. But not so much the initials, though.

I think health-wise, pro-wrestling is probably ten times worse for you than MMA.

This is not the Spanish announce table!

I am stoked for this. This is my favorite part of the entire show.

One week I'll get pancakes at Bongo Room, the next week I go to Kuma's Corner. But I always end up at Coldstone. I love ice cream.

OMG, Kevin Nash, WTF, thought he was dead, LOL.

We have the worst security!

Until you announce me as the #1 contender for the WWE Championship, I suggest you watch me make snow angels.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that's just me. That's how I live my life.

I am STILL better than you. Because I AM drug free, I AM alcohol free, and I’m straightedge.

I don’t drink, I don’t smoke, I don’t do drugs. I kick people in the face for a living. So, if that’s something you’re into — if you like watching people get kicked in the face — come see me. I’ll probably be your favorite wrestler.

There's one thing you're [John Cena] better at than I am, and that's kissing Vince McMahon's ass. You're as good as kissing Vince's ass as Hulk Hogan was.

My dream match is me and Chris Benoit against Fit Finlay and William Regal. That way I get to work with Benoit and I get to beat up and get beat up by Finlay and Regal.

There's a lot of unrest. There are a lot of people who are unhappy. I don't want to say I'm their hero, but a lot of people have said that... It's like this in every job, I think. There's certain people who are afforded privileges and maybe, maybe don't deserve them.

Whatever your walk in life is, you pick what you want to be, then go ahead and be the best one.

I'm training at everything. Jiu-Jitsu, wrestling, striking. Everything. I think to be in the UFC, you have to be well rounded at everything. That's the goal.

You're not funny and nobody likes you!

I'm the best. I'm the best in the world.

I don't drink, I don't smoke, I don't do drugs... my addiction is wrestling - my obsession is competition.

No matter how much people want to pretend that they're embarrassed by it, that they don't watch it, everybody knows about it. It's truly, I believe, one of the only art forms that America has actually given to the world, besides jazz and comic books.

I train hard every day, you know. And some days are better than others. Sometimes I punch someone in the face and sometimes I get punched in the face. But I can deal with that outcome because it's instantaneous. It's in the moment and you can learn.

You'd figure he'd go do something with his life, like maybe he could enlist and actually become a marine!

I don’t smoke, I don’t drink, I don’t use drugs. That may be boring for some people, but that’s just me. That’s how I live my life. That stuff never appealed to me and I never understood getting so messed up that you can’t even walk home or remember the previous night. I choose to live my life without it.

He just hit himself in the dinger with a rubber.

I'm not Superman. Eventually, the grind gets to you. If you're away from your friends, you're not traveling with anyone you like, and you're doing stuff that doesn't creatively stimulate you, that's when it becomes a job.

When you step in the ring, your arms are just too short to box with God.

I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard that a champion should dress like a champion. But I'm a champion because of who I am. Who I am is not that guy. If everybody wears three-piece suits, everyone looks the same.

Planning stuff out sucks. If you plan stuff out, you wind up talking in a very monotonous, unnatural way.

One of the things I want to find out is where the hell are the WWE ice cream bars?!

The idea of being on television is to wear your T-shirt so people see it and maybe buy it.

I might wear a tux on Monday. Or a kimono!

Climb up the ladder! Climb up the ladder! Are you stupid?!

The CM stands for Cole Miner.

I pride myself on being a jerk, because I'm brutally honest all the time.

I believe Melina is wearing Uggs. Which is exactly how I feel about her.

How come when I was a kid, I couldn't be picked on bullies like that?

I think Mixed Martial Arts is going to be a huge thing coming up in pro wrestling, and I like to think of myself as one of the first guys to try and implement that into my style.

Wherever I am, I think it's my show.

Why could you smoke all of those cigarettes? It’s not like they are making you better… they are killing you. It seemed real idiotic to me.

Is he under the influence or something?

I'm jumping in right now. And I'm going to say that everybody I know has a 'day I met CM Punk story' and they're all 100% fabrication. It's all bullshit. Thank you.

Can I wear your blazer?