Having perfected our disguise, we spend our lives searching for someone we don't fool.
Robert BreaultToday I bent the truth to be kind, and I have no regret, for I am far surer of what is kind than I am of what is true.
Robert BreaultIt finally happened - a lawsuit for wrongful doing unto others as you would have them do unto you.
Robert BreaultCount no day lost in which you waited your turn, took only your share and sought advantage over no one.
Robert BreaultEver wonder what crime you committed that you are confined to a small enclosure above your sinuses, under permanent skull arrest?
Robert BreaultIโve concluded, after many years, that my mind works by process of elimination. Problem is, it hasnโt eliminated anything yet.
Robert BreaultThere is no effect more disproportionate to its cause than the happiness bestowed by a small compliment.
Robert BreaultThe trick to writing an aphorism is to place a period at the point where you're inclined to say, "in other words.
Robert BreaultI tell my child, if I seem obsessed to always know where you've been, it is because my DNA will be found at the scene.
Robert BreaultSo often the end of a love affair is death by a thousand cuts, so often its survival is life by a thousand stitches.
Robert BreaultOur most difficult task as a friend is to offer understanding when we don't understand.
Robert BreaultWhat we find in a soulmate is not something wild to tame but something wild to run with.
Robert BreaultNo one complains of being a prisoner of love who has ever been a prisoner of loneliness.
Robert BreaultWhen it seems that something can't be done, start it, and see if the rest of it can be done.
Robert BreaultThere is a strong chance that siblings who turn out well were hassled by the same parents.
Robert BreaultI nod to a passing stranger, and the stranger nods back, and two human beings go off, feeling a little less anonymous.
Robert BreaultLearning is a lifetime process, but there comes a time when we must stop adding and start updating.
Robert BreaultThere have been days when I sought respite from my life, only to find myself calling every hour to check on it.
Robert BreaultSometimes two people stay together for the sake of the kids - two kids who sat under a full moon and pledged to be forever true.
Robert BreaultOne day, in your search for happiness, you discover a partner by your side, and you realize that your happiness has come to help you search.
Robert BreaultThere are secrets I will take to the grave and others I'd feel safer having cremated.
Robert BreaultA journey of a thousand miles begins with a single happy delusion that it can be done without a stop-over.
Robert BreaultSometimes we don't find the thing that will make us happy because we can't give up the thing that was supposed to.
Robert BreaultFew can accept happiness if it means change. We want the life we have now, only happier.
Robert BreaultEven if you think the Big Bang created the stars, don't you wonder who sent the flowers?
Robert BreaultThe artist gazes upon a reality and creates his own impression. The viewer gazes upon the impression and creates his own reality.
Robert BreaultNothing in life means anything unless someone cares, and the whole trick is to keep being that someone.
Robert BreaultI don't think most people want to be unhappy. It's just something they've gotten good at.
Robert BreaultIf you knew that hope and despair were paths to the same destination, which would you choose?
Robert BreaultThe verdict is still out on my life, the judge having not yet instructed the jury, both of whom are me.
Robert BreaultStored away in some brain cell is the image of a long-departed aunt you haven't thought of in 30 years. Stored away in another cell is the image of a pink pony stitched on your first set of baby pajamas. All it takes to get that aunt mounted on the back of that pony is to eat a hunk of meatloaf immediately before going to bed.
Robert Breault