Robert Breault Quotes

A mom forgives us all our faults, not to mention one or two we don't even have.

The world knows how to straighten out a spoiled child but never makes it up to a child deprived.

Through sources, we have obtained the following alien assessment of the human species: The male wants to be valued for what he pretends to be. The female wants to be overvalued for what she truly is.

We are each a dozen people who were all the same child.

When you have brought up kids, there are memories you store directly in your tear ducts.

Whoever dreamed up Scrabble had an exaggerated idea of how many 7-letter words have five i's.

Turn your love into promises, that when you doubt your love, you may simply ask, "Am I keeping my promises?"

I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.

Man is rated the highest animal, at least among all animals who returned the questionnaire.

The best way to dispel negative thoughts is to require that they have a purpose.

It's curious the way we get nostalgic for some hoped-for thing that never happened, as if something that never happened were in the past.

Once an absurdity is accepted as truth, it will seem truer the more absurd it is shown to be.

Recalling days of sadness, memories haunt me. Recalling days of happiness, I haunt my memories.

Eventually, time takes care of everything. The trouble with procrastination is that people give up on it too soon.

Better you don't search for who you are until you know who it is you want to find.

A man finds love and is satisfied. A woman finds love and insists on turning it into happiness.

God sends the dawn that we might see the might-have-beens that still might be.

Yes, I believe in guardian angels, because otherwise I must believe that life is a string of death-defying miracles - and I don't believe in miracles.

Dare to turn life on its end, and you may find that topsy-turvy is a truer perspective than turvy-topsy.

There are things I have wanted so long that I would only consent to have them if I could keep wanting them.

There is always sufficient reason for despair, but there is never sufficient purpose.

Usually the woman has an appointment with destiny, and the man just happens to be there.

Without faith there is no truth, for that is all the truth is or ever was.

Always when judging Who people are, Remember to footnote The words "So far.

Everything we possess that is not necessary for life or happiness becomes a burden, and scarcely a day passes that we do not add to it.

The toughest test of good judgment is to know when to withhold your better judgment.

To accept reality is only to encourage it.

Abstract art is a fundamental distrust of the theory of reality concocted by the eyes.

The experience I gained at age 21 would be useful if I were ever 21 again. But I'm 71 and new at it and keep making age 71 mistakes.

What we seek in the end is not unconditional love but a love for which we, uniquely in all the world, meet all the conditions.

There is in every truth a wise saying, and in every contradiction, two wise sayings.

My health plan doesn't cover dental, so I enrolled my teeth as 32 dependents, each needing a complete physical once a year.

Love is at first a set of delusions, which, as time goes by, are discarded like training wheels, and you love truly.

I don't hate anyone. The only people I know well enough to hate, I love.

You will find that if you really try to be a father, your child will meet you halfway.

Love may be blind, but this I'll state - it's eagle-eyed compared to hate.

The thing about family disasters is that you never have to wait long before the next one puts the previous one into perspective.

The artist uses the talent he has, wishing he had more talent. The talent uses the artist it has, wishing it had more artist.

There's a lot of not caring that goes under the name of minding your own business.

The most valuable lesson man has learned from his dog is to kick a few blades of grass over it and move on.

The people in your life who don't need an invitation still like to get one.

After a lifetime of deep thought, I've decided that life is a distraction, but probably not from anything important.

We find things where we look for them, which is why I never look for a golf ball out of bounds.

Eventually the person who tries to fix the problem will be blamed for causing it.

What we have earned by the sweat of our brow, we defend with pride. What we have gained by the accident of birth, we guard with prejudice.

There are many experts on how things have been done up to now. If you think something could use a little improvement, you are the expert.

Parenthood is the passing of a baton, followed by a lifelong disagreement as to who dropped it.

A blog is a message in a bottle, both in purpose and likely readership.