Charlie Sheen Quotes

Guys want to be respected and acknowledged. They want to feel what they contributed matters.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

Usually in a battle sequence when a bomb is going off, you forget you're acting.

You can't process me with a normal brain.

Fear is never a good enough reason to do nothing

It's definitely safer to be single, especially with this cottage industry that's devoted to extorting celebrities.

I dare anyone to debate me on things.

If you love with violence and you hate with violence, there's nothing that can be questioned. People say, 'Oh, you'd better work through your resentments.' Yeah, no. I'm gonna hang on to them, and they're gonna fuel my attack. And they're going to fuel the battle cry of my deadly and dangerous and secret and silent soldiers. Because they're all around you. Sorry, you thought you were just messing with one dude. Winning.

I got tiger blood, man. My brain fires in a way that is - I don't know, maybe not from this particular terrestrial realm.

You can't criticize Bob Dylan's singing. You have to respect Billy Joel as a brilliant poet. You can't tell me there's a better rock band ever than Led Zeppelin. And if you speak during the Eagles' "Last Resort," we're done. I'm just asking for seven minutes. This stuff really matters, you know.

I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.

Can't is the cancer of happening.

You can't cure your own cancer, obviously, especially if it's late stage.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I know that sounds arrogant, but you can't not be special and have a 30-year career.

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

I was born dead. Yeah, the umbilical cord was like, floppy baby, the whole thing. Yeah, it was bad.

I still don't have all the answers. I'm more interested in what I can do next than what I did last.

I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.

I usually have a song in my head. I'm thinking music, I'm thinking lyrics. Music helps me get to those moments. The moments between the moments.

I believe in detox. I think detox is smart. You've got a guy who's in an opiate cycle or a dope cycle or something, and he can't get out of it. You shut him down long enough so at least his body can start working for itself again.

You’ve read about the goddesses, come on. They’re an international sensation. These are my girlfriends. These are the women that I love that have completed the three parts of my heart.

The best way to not get your heart broken, is pretending you don't have one.

Athletes become our heroes, because they're superhuman. They do things nobody else can do. They're better than 6 billion other people.

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

I'm dealing with fools and trolls and soft targets. It's just strafing runs in my underwear before my first cup of coffee. I don't have time for these clowns.

I was banging seven-gram rocks...because that's how I roll. I have one speed. I have one gear. Go.

You make a choice to win and you win...

Sure, I did a lot of things in excess. But if you look at the core, the foundation of what I pursued, what red-blooded young American male in my position wouldn't?

I gotta take the baton from Chuck Norris.

A lot of people will say, "Oh, I got into acting because I wanted to explore my craft." They're a bunch of liars, unless they're Sean Penn, DeNiro or my dad. For the rest of us it was all about chicks and money.

Dad kept us out of school, but school comes and goes. Family is forever.

My success rate is 100 percent. Do the math.

I'm bi-winning. I win here, I win there.

I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.

I've spent, I think, close to the last decade effortlessly and magically converting your tin cans into pure gold.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children.

I was actually disappointed because I thought the mistakes I made is that people misinterpret my passion for anger.

Women are not to be hit. They're to be hugged and caressed.

I will not believe that if I do something then I have to follow a certain path because it was written for normal people. People who aren’t special. People who don’t have tiger blood and Adonis DNA.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

I think I have a duty as a recovering guy to help, to make my knowledge of what I went through accessible.

You should have read the directions before you showed up to the party.

There have to be more important things going on in the world than my past.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Fame is empowering. My mistake was that I thought I would instinctively know how to handle it. But there's no manual, no training course.

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.