Ashleigh Brilliant Quotes

You can't stop progress, but you can help decide what is progress and what isn't.

My research consists of studying the effects of putting somebody like me into a world like this.

Just because I accept you as you are does not mean that I have given up all hope of your improvement.

The most exciting place to discover talent is in yourself.

Why is the competition always so intense to set new records for maximum stupidity?

Why does it so often take a genius to see the obvious?

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I'm right.

Nothing really matters except a few things that really don't matter very much.

I could do great things, if I weren't so busy doing little things.

Strange as it may seem, my life is based on a true story

By using your intelligence, you can sometimes make your problems twice as complicated.

Be a good neighbor, and leave me alone.

The best thing about being too late is that there's no more need to hurry.

My struggle to remain healthy is gradually killing me.

I don't need a great deal of love but I do need a steady supply.

Try to be the best of what you are, even if what you are is no good.

If you keep groaning, please do it to a rythmn I can dance to.

By accepting you as you are, I do not necessarily abandon all hope of your improving

My life is a performance for which I was never given any chance to rehearse.

The trouble is that sex is a force of nature, and reason is not.

Why does merely attempting to understand Reality so often seem to lead to going insane?

There is one pain, I often feel, which you will never know. It's caused by the absence of you.

There are some things children cannot know, because once they learn them they are no longer children.

I try to take life as it comes, and just hope it keeps coming.

Is there life in other families?

If you must keep groaning, please try to do it in a rhythm I can dance to.

If you can't go where people are happier, try to make people happier where you are.

Please don't tell me there's no need to worry, it's the only thing I'm any good at.

I am eagerly awaiting my next disappointment.

All I want is a little more than I'll ever get.

Things are sometimes better left as they are, but you can't be sure until you change them.

There's no harm in talking to yourself, but try to avoid telling yourself jokes you've heard before.

It's hopeless! Tomorrow there'll be even more books I should have read than there are today.

One good thing about my computer: it never asks why.

There is a vast region of enormous potential located somewhere between your ears.

My computer must be broken: whenever I ask a wrong question, it gives a wrong answer.

According to the latest official figures, 43% of all statistics are totally worthless.

What's most interesting about some books is the question: How did this crap ever get published?

There are no important differences between men and women, but the unimportant ones are sometimes very interesting.

Even if you're not enjoying the flight, it's futile to threaten to get out and walk.

Some changes are so slow, you don't notice them, others are so fast, they don't notice you.

With all deference to Chairman Mao and other authors whose quotations derive from longer works, it seemed that I was becoming the world's first writer of self-contained ready-made quotations.

What I need is a lawyer who specializes in the law of the jungle.

I'm not always depressed: only when I think and feel.

I will always love the false image I had of you.

My sources are unreliable, but their information is fascinating.

Life can be very deep, but I'm trying to stay at the shallow end.

I have nothing definite to apologize for; I'm just sorry about everything in general.