Charles M. Schulz Quotes

I feel kind of depressed today... Do you ever have the feeling that life has passed you by? Worse than that... Sometimes I think life and I are going in opposite directions!

Some days, a beautiful sunset with your best friend can be one of the most peaceful and relaxing mediations of the day.

Big sisters are the crab grass in the lawn of life.

The only time a dog gets complimented is when he doesn't do anything.

Dear Sweetheart, Without you my days are endless. Days seem like weeks... Weeks feel like months... Months like years... Years like centuries... Centuries like... You get the idea.

Love is not knowing what you're talking about.

Sometimes I lie awake at night thinking about all the dumb things I do every day... If I live to be eighty and I do ten dumb things each day... That would be about two hundred and ninety thousand dumb things... When you add up all the dumb things you do, it's best to use round figures.

What can you do when you don't fit in? What can you do when life seems to be passing you by?" "Follow me. I want to show you something. See the horizon over there? See how big this world is? See how much room there is for everybody? Have you ever seen any other worlds?" "No." "As far as you know, this is the only world there is, right?" "Right." "There are no other worlds for you to live in, right?" "Right." "You were born to live in this world, right?" "Right." "WELL LIVE IN IT THEN! Five cents please.

Happiness is a sad song.

Sometimes you lie in bed at night, and you don't have a single thing to worry about...That always worries me!

I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.

The early bird gets the worm but the late bird doesn't even get the late worm.

I guess it's wrong always to be worrying about tomorrow. Maybe we should think about today..." "No, that's giving up... I'm still hpoing that yesterday will get better.

In the Book of Life, The answers aren't in the back.

Schroeder, do you think love is the answer to everything?" "Boy, I hope not!

It's either the flu or love... The symptoms are the same.

If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death!

Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use.

No problem is so big or so complicated that it can't be run away from!

Love makes you do strange things.

All you require is adore. But just a little chocolate at times will not damage.

Though her husband often went on business trips, she hated to be left alone. "I've solved your problem," he said. "I've bought you a St. Bernard. Its name is Great Reluctance. Now, when I go away, you shall know that I am leaving you with Great Reluctance!" She hit him with a waffle iron.

For a nothing, Charlie Brown, you're really something!

Duck, big brother! Here comes another day!

Sometimes I think my soul is full of weeds!

Who are you writing to, Linus?" "This is the time of year to write to the Great Pumpkin. On Halloween Night, the Great Pumpkin rises out of his pumpkin patch and flies through the air with his bag of toys for all the children!" "You must be crazy! When are you going to stop believing in something that isn't true?" "When *you* stop believing in that fellow with a red suit and the white beard who goes, 'Ho, ho, ho!'" "We're obviously separated by denominational differences.

Do what is absolutely you and nobody else.

My mind reels with sarcastic replies.

Why are you standing here, Charlie Brown?" "I'm waiting for that little red-haired girl to walk by... I'm going to say hello to her and ask her how she's enjoying her summer vacation, and just sort of talk to her... You know..." "You'll never do it, Charlie Brown... You'll panic..." "Besides that, she's already walked by!

What's the sense in having an eclipse if you can't look at it? Somebody in production sure slipped up this time!

Never set your stomach for a jelly-bread sandwich until you're sure there's some jelly!

Aren't the clouds beautiful? I could just lie here all day, and watch them drift by.

Love is sharing your popcorn.

Just wait and see, Charlie Brown. I'll see the Great Pumpkin. I'll SEE the Great Pumpkin! Just you wait, Charlie Brown. The Great Pumpkin will appear and I'll be waiting for him.

Can't you see me as king of the Hereford ranchers, Lucy?" "Oh, I can see you, all right... I can see you riding out on your beautiful palomino checking the herd... There you sit, silhouetted against the evening sky... Sucking your thumb and holding that stupid blanket!

Schroeder, do you think I'm beautiful?" "I think you're the most beautiful girl the world has ever known..." "You hate me, don't you?

Just thinking about a friend makes you want to do a happy dance, because a friend is someone who loves you in spite of your faults.

Charlie Brown got hit with a line-drive!" "Does anyone here know anything about first-aid?" "It's probably not serious... Second or third-aid will do.

I have observed that whenever you try to hit somebody, there is a tendency for them to try to hit you back.

Love is letting him win even though you know you could slaughter him.

There's no sense in doing a lot of barking if you don't really have anything to say.

All I wanted to do was be a hero... But do I ever get to be a hero? All I ever get to be is the stupid goat!" "Don't be discouraged, Charlie Brown... In this life we live, there are always some bitter pills to be swallowed..." "If it's all the same with you, I'd rather not renew my perscription!

One of Beethoven's favorite dishes was macaroni and cheese. The girl I marry must be able to make good macaroni and cheese..." "How did Beethoven feel about cold cereal?

What's this? That little red-haired girl dropped her pencil... Gee... It's got teeth marks all over it... She nibbles her pencil... She's human!

I fall in love with any girl who smells of library paste.

In life, it's not where you go, it's who you travel with.

Happiness is a warm puppy.

The rain washed away my pitcher's mound... I'm a pitcher without a mound... I'm a lost soul... I'm like a politician out of office." "Or a sailor without an ocean..." "Or a boy without a girl.