Golf is a hard game to figure. One day you will go out and slice it and shank it, hit into all the traps and miss every green. The next day you go out and, for no reason at all, you really stink.
Bob HopeCelebrities have a way of touching our lives. Perhaps we are influenced by their screen image, or perhaps by their acquired status. Here are some celebrity quotes about Christmas. You will find that just like everybody else, celebrities also enjoy the little pleasures of Christmas.
Bob HopeI once showed Pat Bradley my swing and said, 'What do I do next?' Pat replied, 'Wait till the pain dies down.'
Bob HopeGolf is a funny game. It's done much for health, and at the same time has ruined people by robbing them of their peace of mind. Look at me, I'm the healthiest idiot in the world.
Bob HopeMilton Hope led the singing of Happy Birthday ... He would say, 'Keep it sweet and short and don't try to be funny.'
Bob HopeNow that the war is winding down, I want to say I do appreciate you fellows hanging around here - just for me.
Bob HopeSome people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
Bob HopeFollowing his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water.
Bob HopeArnold Palmer is the biggest crowd pleaser since the invention of the portable sanitary facility.
Bob HopeI like to come to Washington, D.C., at least once a year. Why should my tax money travel more than I do?
Bob HopeAs the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."
Bob HopeEveryone's nervous these days. Ronald McDonald has hired six bodyguards, and that's just to protect his buns.
Bob HopeRonald Reagan is not a typical politician because he doesn't know how to lie, cheat, and steal. He's always had an agent for that.
Bob HopeOut here in the Pacific, they have typhoons and hurricanes that blow over 200 miles an hour. We have tornadoes and hurricanes back home, but I don't worry about them. The mortgage on my house is so heavy that nothing could budge it.
Bob HopeI've always felt England was a great place for a comic to work. It's an island and the audience can't run very far.
Bob HopeI don't know if the presidential candidates are running for the White House or Animal House.
Bob HopeToday's ballroom dances like the swim, the frug, the chicken and the monkey are really nervous disorders set to music.
Bob HopeZsa Zsa Gabor got married as a one-off, and it was so successful she turned it into a series.
Bob HopeI never kick my ball in the rough or improve my lie in a sand trap. For that I have a caddie.
Bob HopeI can't understand what's holding up our missile program. It's the first time the government ever had trouble making the taxpayers' money go up in smoke.
Bob HopeIt's so cold here in Washington, D.C., that politicians have their hands in their own pockets.
Bob HopeDon't people know that they don't have to heckle the president of the United States? That's what Congress is for.
Bob HopeWe're on our way to the Persian Gulf. Wait! It's a mistake! I thought they said Persian Golf.
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